Inspiring Workplaces: To Motivate Employees Stop Driving Them Nuts!

Published: Wed, 06/03/15

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Humor at Work ISSUE 585 - June 3, 2015
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      To Motivate Employees Stop Driving Them Nuts! 
   
 
Most companies get it wrong when it comes to employee motivation. Rather than worrying so much about what it takes to motivate employees, they need to STOP demotivating them!  Most people, after all, are naturally motivated to do their best at work and contribute their ideas and passion. But far too often, employees lose that natural desire to be engaged because of soul-sucking, spirit-crushing behaviors, such as:
  • Too many onerous rules that punish everyone for the actions of only a few blockheads. 
  • Too much paper work and bureaucracy.
  • Credit hogs: People taking credit for other people's ideas.
  • Never asking people for ideas or input.
  • Being micromanaged in a way that seems to suggest, "Sorry, we don't really trust you to be alone."
  • Leaders who speak using only buzzwords and meaningless jargon.
  • Gossiping gossipers and fun-sucking fun-suckers.
  • Office politics that makes House of Cards look like a comedy!
So what can you do? You're right, probably nothing. (Ha! This was a test to draw out the fun suckers! Did it work?) Okay...so there are no shortcuts or magic bullets. But there are a few things you can do:

1. Invest in leadership training so leaders understand the importance of removing "jobstacles" - those things that might prevent employees from doing their best possible work.  
2. Invest in coaching training not just so leaders can coach employees, but so that employees can coach their leaders and offer positive feedback up the chain as well.
3. Be intentional about building a rocking great culture - passion, fun and positive energy will beat the energy vampires every time.
4. Create a "sacred cows" committee to challenge assumptions around longstanding rules and procedures.
5. Convene a "Things We Need to Stop Doing Right Now" meeting and have a frank discussion about what's getting in the way of success. 
6. Read Turning Complainers Into Explainers for suggestions on dealing with the fun suckers.
7. Have one-on-one conversations with your leader/employees where everyone answers the question: "What's preventing you from doing your job in the best way possible?"

Is there something demotivating you that I've missed? Drop me a line at mike@mikekerr.com 
 
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    Mike's Fun at Work Tip
 
On my recent amazing trip to Ecuador, a coffee shop in the quaint little town of Mindo had a sign which read:
"Un cafe" $6
"Por favor, un cafe"  $4 
"Buenos dias, por favor un cafe" $2

Brilliant! Not only did it make everyone entering the cafe smile, it was an effective way of using a light touch to remind customers to be polite. So look for ways in your business to encourage appropriate behaviors from your customers using a bit of humor. 
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    Quote of the Week
 

"There's no point in marching your troops over the hill, no matter how inspired they may be, if it's the wrong hill!" Clem Sunter
 
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    It's a Wacky World
 
A Humor at Work reader passed along a few laws that I'm sure we've all experienced:

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi - If you lie and tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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