Humor at Work |
ISSUE 535 - Apr. 23, 2014 |
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Do Your Customers Need a Hug? |
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"Embrace teamwork, create positivity, spread humor and show off your fighting spirit" are the four core values of AFA JCDecaux, the outdoor advertising company I visited in Copenhagen two years ago. I've mentioned them in past issues because of their tendency to do unorthodox things. Outrageous things. Wacky things. Which is precisely why they are so wildly successful and listed as one of the best places to work in Europe. They have gone out of their way to intentionally build a family-like culture that values and recognizes employees, and that has a heck of a lot of fun. From dessert eating contests to line-dancing lessons designed to jump start the work day, they play as hard as they work.
And they believe that their customers should have fun as well. Here are just a few of the offbeat approaches they take with their customers that helps them stand out from the herd:
- When they win a contract, they send an official "Hugging Team" over to the customer's office to personally thank, and well, hug them.
- When a customer cancels an order they dispatch their "Military Team" outfitted in army fatigues to find out why the customer cancelled, and to give them hugs. (They're big into hugs.)
- When a customer comes to their headquarters, a team of greeters await them in the parking lot (and presumably offers up some hugs).
- If a customer asks for a better price on a contract, the sales reps have been known to say, "Sure. Come to our games room and play Foosball with me." They then negotiate a better deal based on how well the customer plays Foosball.
- They'll greet customers inside the headquarters with a plate of Danish treats and a special welcome sign.
- They've been known to make customers who phone in sing a funny song or say something humorous before being put through, with the promise that they'll then hand deliver a bottle of red wine within 30 minutes.
- They relentlessly thank and show genuine appreciation to all their customers, especially those needing, you guessed it, a hug.
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Mike's Fun at Work Tip |
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If someone offends you during a meeting today try this retort: "Thou villainous tickle-brained nut-hook!"
Today, April 23, is official Talk Like Shakespeare Day. So to help you in your efforts, at least when it comes to playfully insulting someone the way Shakespeare may have, try out the random Shakespearean Insult Generator. I mean, how often do you get to call your boss an "unmuzzled toad-spotted minnow" or "gorbellied, doghearted bum-bailey?"
If thou prefereth not to hurl insults and remaineth more positive, then thou can also have some fun with the Random Shakespearean Name Generator, and create-eth your alter ego Shakespeare name for today or for use during your next meeting. I, for example, will be going by Hamlet Andronicus for the rest of the day.  |
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Deep Thought of the Week |
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"What
if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about?"
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It's a Wacky World |
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Funny slogan or humorous signs are an easy way to help any business stand out. Here are a few fun examples I've stumbled upon recently...
Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heals."
B & G Turf Farm: "We're easy
to get a lawn with."
Muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming"
The Tarp Man: "We
run a shady business."
Santa Fe Meat Company: "Let us steer you in the right direction"
Glenn's Pastries, Gallup, New Mexico: "Get
your buns in here!"
Salcido Plumbing: "A good
flush beats a full house."
Glacier Ice Company: "I only have ICE for
you."
Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place!"  | |
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Cost Savings to Book Mike
Kelowna/Penticton: Special "need to see Mom" discounted rates all year
Halifax: June 12, 2014
Europe: July 12 - July 27
Inspiring Reading
A guest Humor at Work blog offers up some funny business names: Punny Business
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