Inspiring Workplaces: Inspiring Workplace Musings

Published: Wed, 03/12/14

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Humor at Work ISSUE 529 - Mar. 12,  2014
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Inspiring Workplace Musings

 

Some miscellaneous, random workplace culture musings this week for your consideration...
 
- Most vision statements are utterly useless. Of the dozens upon dozens I review each year most are uninspiring and rarely used to guide decisions. Great organizations need to spend less time writing vision statements and more time nurturing visionaries and communicating a truly inspiring vision for the future.
 
- If you want to attract outstanding people to your organization, you need to remember that truly outstanding people can work anywhere they please (that's one of the perks of being outstanding). Kevin Costner was right: If you build it, the people outstanding in their field will come to you.
 
- The customer isn't always right. Sometimes they're jerks and the best course of action if you want to maintain employee morale and build an inspiring culture is to encourage the jerks to do business elsewhere! (I love marketing guru Seth Godin's disclaimer: "Pleasing everyone with our work is impossible. It wastes the time of our best customers and annoys our staff. Forgive us for focusing on those we're trying to delight!")
 
- Younger employees are increasingly looking for work that aligns with their values and that offers them a sense of purpose and meaning (aren't we all?). Purpose-driven organizations will lead the pack in the future when it comes to attracting and keeping employees.
 
 - Annual performance appraisals are often a waste of time and money. As some organizations are realizing,  annual performance reviews often just frustrate and annoy their top performers. (For a great take on this topic, check out the book I'm Sorry I Broke Your Company by Karen Phelan.) Great leaders coach, mentor and offer feedback day in and day out - it's not an annual event! 
 
- Finally, the use of puppets in business meetings is making a big comeback. Okay, not really. I just thought I better lighten things up a smidge. And since we're on the topic of lightening up, of course inspiring organizations value the role humor and happiness play in their organization not just because of the hundreds of studies demonstrating the links to higher productivity and profits, but because it's the right thing to do
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    Mike's Fun at Work Tip
 
This Friday, March 14th is official Pi Day (3.14). The Pi Bar in San Francisco celebrates their iconic namesake by holding happy hour every day starting at 3:14 PM until 6:28 PM with an "R= Pi Squared" offer of a slice of cheese pie and beer for, naturally, $6.28. (Thanks to my pal Patricia Katz for passing this slice of info our way.) 
 
It's a quirky way to celebrate a rather quirky name in a thematic way. So look for opportunities to stand out in your business or workplace with a quirky name or quirky offering - especially when it's congruent to your name or brand. The more relevant you make the humor, the more effective it will be.
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    Quote of the Week
 

As overheard in an office somewhere. . .
 

CFO: "What happens when we invest in training our staff and our staff leave?"
CEO: "What happens when we do not invest in training and everyone stays?"
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    It's a Wacky World

A survey from Robert Half Technology asked 1,400 information officers across the U.S. for the strangest requests their help desk or tech support staff have received. Here are a few of the answers:
 
- How can I get money out of vending machines? 
- Can you come over and plug the cord in for me?
- How do you get cat hair out of a computer? 
- I'd like to download the entire Internet so I can take it with me, can you help? 
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New York: April 28 - May 3
Edmonton: June 25, 2014
Europe: July 10 - July 27

 
 
Inspiring Reading
 
Mike is quoted in the Business Insider article: 9 Things Successful People do Right Before Bed
 
 
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