I know you have this momentous day already flagged on your calendar, but in case you somehow forgot September 19 is, at long last, International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Yes, to err is human, but tomorrow, to arr is pirate!
So award a fun prize to whoever best embraces the day, or remind your customers of the day, or translate your voicemail into piratese. Just please do something, anything to mark this oh-so-important occasion!